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A collecion of OwOs and their uses:

OwO : Standard use, for noticing bulges

owo : When the bulge isn't as big

uwu : When you're not impressed by the bulge or there isn't one

ÒwÓ : Mischievous OwO, for when you're feeling devious

□w□ : The OwO for people who wear glasses

●w● : The OwO if you're wearing sunglasses

Owo : For feeling confused of the bulge

♡w♡ : The legendary OwO, used for bulges so large that you get heart eyes from it. Do not use this emote lightly, for the power of it is great

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I wish I could watch LEGO have sex, ya know? And l'm talking about REAL sex, not some guy clacking these little people against each other against their will. I want to see sentient LEGO people have consensual sex. I want it to be a very voyeuristic experience. I don't want the LEGO people to know I'm watching them, to know that I know they come alive when no one Is around. I want to peep on them. I want them to go in the little sex house I built for them and have nasty, wild LEGO sex. That's what I want to see. Is that so hard? Is that so much to ask?

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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step 3

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Step 2. Cover yourself in oil.

Step 1. Wait for it to rain.

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PogU nice playtime

I detect a THOT

+rep just because you play R6 doesn't mean you speak russian

Its pumpernickel, if you butcher it really badly.

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defrosted for you and for me

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It's spaghetti and meatballs, you uncultured gasmask wearing weirdo

Wtf is your bio you pancake

Hi, this is Brett Daveys speaking

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