Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some passive aggressive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN FOOTBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus. You should have seen his wife. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fake-politeness Chiefs fans put on is ridiculous. Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone a starts texting. Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ribs was almost as good as being in football heaven.
I couldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I told that chiefs fan what a smug douche he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what a prick he was. I tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to put ME on trial for assault. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chiefs fans.

I saw a Chiefs fan yesterday and I just lost it. smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some ribs. Ribs. Typical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chiefs fan.
He was there with his stupid Chiefs fan wife who of course was eating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ribs too.
Jesus Christ I hate Chiefs fans so much. I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in football. He didn't say anything. but the way that guy was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chiefs t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a schmuck. He and the stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in football with the best money in football please". I couldn't believe this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He just kept going at those ribs like he's king of the world.I just tried to ignore that attention seeking aura but he just kept at it.

Impressive tactic

edging to your profile

W profile

Exactly

L steam profile trash ass ♥♥♥♥♥

Cumbreon

hii, i like ur profile a lot. its cute (。・ω・。)

lol true

imagine if bots using random photos of women taken right out of facebook would instead use an image like that with a furry
i think they'd get quite a few more clicks

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Umbreon is real and it is cOmInG fOr YoU.

lmfao, nice

"Infernal /\/ / /\/ _/ /\ Just now
+Rep Faster then bots :P"
somehow I found myself in your description, 9 years later hope things are going well :D

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The deletion of Sonic.exe from the wiki is but a minor cut on our flower of greatness, my friends! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the pollen of this flower! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their crimes!!

Rejoice, my fellow Sonic.exe Fans! Our glorious little Hellspawn shall have the laugh yet!

THIS will be his ultimate victory!

The absolute subjugation...

OF THE INTERNET ITSELF!!!!

Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here. I want every Sonic.exe fan who is reading this to get the word out! I want you to tell every other Sonic.exe fan out there, every fanatic, every artist, every follower of my creation about this. Tell your friends who are also Sonic.exe fans if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the spirit of Sonic.exe alive!

Make more fanart, make more videos, block the haters, praise Sonic.exe like you never have before, build websites dedicated to his greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT.

I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news.

The Admins of the Creepypasta wiki have finalkly decided to delete Sonic.exe offa the wiki, on the grounds that it was "badly written" and "had too many cliches" and "was a bad example of what should be a creepypasta".

BULL.

FRIGGIN.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

As you can see I am FURIOUS with the fact that my masterpiece, which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, retarded FURRY-HATERS.

BUT.

That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.

NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

They have been messing with the bull, and now they've called out the horns!

it's yiff

Sir... What is your profile pic exactly?

Steam needs to allow users to add boobs to their avatars (Trigger Warningnsfw!!!)

I'll cut to the chase because you guys don't read comments longer than a paragraph. STEAM. NEEDS. MORE. BREASTS. And actually good ones that satisfy the average Gamer, you know like hentai mommy milkers. You know, abnormous Gongalongadonkerooos. IMAGINE scrolling through Someone's Proflie and you see a user with a female avatar possessing massive breast. Masturbation will become 54.8% more efficient. Face it, why wouldn't you do this? Steam has porn games, so why should admins limit themselves to that? In addition, female users can express themselves more accurately to other users creating a more immersive environment on Steam.

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the most basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?

Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.

I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and startled at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature.

Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: The urge to reproduce.

We should thank our benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars.

Let me assure you that the suppressing field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves...the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.

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Fur Affinity Gamers club

i don't know you and i've had Gas Guzzlers Extreme for a long time

Heeeeey, you got Gas Guzzlers Extreme! Can't wait to play with you!

We enter spring, and yet the Santa hat remains.

♥♥♥!!!! ♥♥♥!!!!!!! ♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when u do the sex is exchange of micro biology the biome of both ppl become alter in a bacertial war

ur doing gayness cuz propaganda by communists just before ww3 starts n we need ur babies to pvp the satanist pieces of ♥♥♥♥ stop that ♥♥♥♥ at once n find a lady to impregnate

im girthy but...im married and im really just here to do ops and pvp but you ♥♥♥♥♥ destroy everything

Finally, the Santa Hat is doing its job.

could we hire you? to become a rank on our Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver thing

You be squirtin? or u on the cream team? what color the inside? your bootie real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? its tight? how many fingers u use? what it taste like? can i smell it? is it warm? its real juicy? do it

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u~uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy ♥♥♥ in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3:i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-perhaps i c-could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my stick boisyrup instead UwU

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Every time I play this game I get people spamming me with invites to Discord servers full of Furries that post pictures of Dogs ejaculating on each other. Was watching 2 guilds battle on a bridge then mid fight both sides turned and started chasing me through the forest. There are literally guilds that are exclusively racist, they ask you for a picture of yourself to confirm your ethnicity before they accept you into the guild. Horrible community and horrible experience all the way around...

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Friendly Guy 🤴❤️
😊😊 We can be friends for future games 😊😊

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❤️✅+REP Nice profile ! ✅❤️
✅+REP Have a nice day ! ✅
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Adorable Umbreon alert.