bind mwheeldown "+jump"

"When the rich wage war its the poor who die."-Linkin Park Hands Held High


50 FAHRENHEIT (10C)
•Californians shiver uncontrollably
•Canadians plant gardens

35 FAHRENHEIT (1.6C)
•Italian cars won't start
•Canadian drive with the windows down

32 FAHRENHEIT (0C)
•American water freezes
•Canadian water gets thicker

0 FAHRENHEIT (-17.9C)
•New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
•Canadians have the last barbecue of the season

-60 FAHRENHEIT (-51C)
•Mount St. Helenes freezes
•Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door

-100 FAHERNHEIT (-73C)
•Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
•Ottawa canal opens for skating

-173 FAHRENHEIT (-114C)
•Ethyl alcohol freezes
•Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460 FAHRENHEIT (-273C)
•Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
•Canadians start saying "cold eh?"

-500 FAHRENHEIT (-295C)
•Hell freezes over
•Leafs win Stanley Cup