What the hell ever happened to a simple "hey there" or even someone's trademark "howdy!" The new way to say hi to people must be to tell them that we want to cover our ♥♥♥♥ & balls with undergarments made from their body's dead protien cells. Yummy.

Oh yeah, hi Ian.

It's been 6 months and 2 days since anyone has posted on your steam ID. I'm officially popping your born again virgin cherry, so here it is: I'm going to shave every hair from your body--ass, balls, armpits, nipples, nose, head--everything. I'm then going to tie each hair together, and roll it all up on a spool. I'm then going to use this spool of thread of various body hairs to knit a nice pair of briefs. I shall wear these briefs until the day I die, or they disintegrate into nothingness. <69

OMG GAH. I love you.

O_O

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?

You have to make aeroplane noises to get her to put your ♥♥♥♥ in her mouth.

YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy"