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🤣
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly
at the right moment.
-- Horace
😩
Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I
thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie `Spaceballs.' But
instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie `Police
Academy.'
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
🤓
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
🙁
If God is One, what is bad?
-- Charles Manson
🙂
Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling,
never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted
meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease
and burnt crunchy bits.
(Men at Arms)
😲
Simon: "This is not funny. This is a morality tale about the evils of
sake."
🤕