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BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 5:54am

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 2:29am

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 2:26am

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 3:29am

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 3:52am

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 4:26am

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 4:39am

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 4:41am

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 5:00am

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 5:55am

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 2:11am

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 2:14am

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 2:09am

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 6:06am

Let’s Sling These Babies!

You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 8:06am

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer

Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 7:56am

Be Kind Rewind

Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 8:00am



Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
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