lebron james 🤣

Ooh mama, I haven't seen a Latina beauty like you since that wall was built (God bless America). I'd love to see a little more of you, it's not enough to fullfill my desires. Not to brag, but I learnt a little español just for you mi bebé. No me gusta negroes, that means your eyes are like the ocean breeze. Patatas fritas muy leche, can you resist a man like me?

o_O ..... <.< ..... O_o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays TF2!!! o_O My beautiful lady.

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h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3

𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 are so cute omg (//•/w/• /)/ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/w) or when they perk up and look at youlike " owo nya? :3c" hehe~𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚜-kun is happy to see me!! ( ^ ワ ^ ) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!! (@•´⹋´•@) but when 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚜-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟhehehe 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚜-kun is so adorable o͡͡͡╮⁞ ^ ▃ ^ ⁞╭o͡͡͡

📂Program Files (x86)
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└📁Common
└📁 Team Fortress 2
          └📁Skills
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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur pretty cute!! ❤ ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a iron sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy communication. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.me I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL. :3

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    𝒸𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈 *.｡☆｡

Hello fellow gaMER, this is TURBOgamer1997 here. I just wanna let you know I saw your gamebattles match on cod4 and im a super big fan of your playstyle and skill! Please give me an autograph the next time you're in my area or maybe we can meetup irl, ahahahah.

A-minky-minky-minky-minky-minky-minky-... The Minky Momo is an attitude, the Minky Momo is a mellow mood. You're Momo when you're drinkin' lemonade, you're Momo soakin' in a marinade. I know you're Minky, 'cause I'm Momo, too. And so I know what you're goin' through. But there's no mo' Momo whenever I ... get ... close ... to ... you!!!!!!!

Don't 👏Claim 👏 To 👏 Be 👏 a 👏 Real 👏 Gamer 👏 If 👏 You 👏 Cant 👏shove 👏 your 👏entire 👏 gamecube 👏 up 👏 your 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

H-hai~ I am a shy femboy >//w//< ~. I am 17 years old ^//w//^ . And... I want to meet friends~ ò//^//ó , s-so if somebody wants to be my friend.... u///u... pleasee add me~ >////////<

im gonna hack a loogie into ur bootyhole ♥♥♥♥♥

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus

YEE HAW

What a mess of a post. What did I even read.

📂Documents
└📁Pydro
└📁Skill
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💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖 good cummies go౦ԁ cUmmIes💦 thats ✔ some good💦💦cummies right💦💦there💦💦💦 right✔there ✔✔if my 👪daddy👪 say so him self 😽 i say so 💯 thats what hes talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMМ💯 💦💦 💦НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💦 💦💦 💦 💯 💦 💖 💖 💖 💦💦Good cummies~

can you bark?

lemme eat the booti

tyty

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Pydro's feet are the most perfect sweet candy, just begging to be nibbled on. I think she would like them even better if I gave her some of my homemade organic glaze icing

I never said that. YOU'RE LYING

8:11 PM - Pydro: lemme sniff them pits girl

yes pls

hey deer can i park my big pinis in you vegeta?

thot patrol 🚨🚔 thot patrol 👀 looking for thots...👀😏 🚨ALERT 🚨 ALERT🚨 THOT🙈 FOUND✊ THOT ON THE LOOSE 🔥🙊SEND⬆⬇ THIS TO 10💢 DEADASS💢 THOT POLICE ‼️😤😤DONT😤 LET THIS THOT😂 GET AWAY🍆🍆👇☝

You sniff the manko,
You touch the manko,
You dive into the manko.

Hey! You sure seem sweet. What’s a girl like you up to these days? You know, like how ya doin? Hopfully your havin a great time. You know, like livin life to the fullest. Amiright?? Anyway get back to this lil guy if you feel like shooting the talky talky. Amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chilli flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes messege babg chilli flake.. Lates magnates .

I have never kissed a girl. Hell, I've never even talked to a girl face to face. I know this is a long shot, but do you think that maybe we can meet up? The only person who has ever touched me sexually is my dad and grandpa in the 4th grade. They finger banged me in the family bathroom... ♥♥♥♥ wasn't even cash. Do you think maybe, just maybe, you can give me a double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeez, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim? It would mean the world to me...

The ting go skrrrra
pap pap cla cla cla
skiddikipapap
and the br br brrr boom
skyyya du du ku ku du doom
poom poom

LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯

😤😤 FREEZE! 🔫🔫🔫 DADDY DONALD is mine👊👊👊 I have 📱📱📱called📱📱📱 the THOT PATROL
thot patrol 🚨🚔 thot patrol 👀 looking for thots...👀😏 🚨ALERT 🚨 ALERT🚨 THOT🙈 FOUND✊ THOT ON THE LOOSE 🔥🙊SEND⬆⬇ THIS TO 10💢 DEADASS💢 THOT POLICE ‼️😤😤DONT😤 LET THIS THOT😂 GET AWAY🍆🍆👇☝️

OMG!!! 🙀🙀 THAT 👌 IS 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 THE FUNNIEST 😅😂🤣🤣 THING ✔️✔️✔️ I HAVE EVER 😂😂😂 SEEN !👌👌👌 I AM DYING 💀💀💀 RIGHT NOW 🤣🤣🤣 LOLOLOL!!! 👏👏👏BRAVO👏👏👏 YOU LITERALLY 👍👍👍 JUST MADE MY DAY☀️☀️☀️☀️! 😆😆😆I AM ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣 ON 👇👇👇THE FLOOR 👇👇👇 LAUGHING!!!🤣🤣🤣 I CAN'T 😱😱 EVEN 🤢🤢🤢 BREATHE🤢🤢🤢 I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!!! 🤢🤢🤢 🤣🤣🤣 OMG!!! 😸😸😸 WHAT 😸😸😸 DID YOU 😸😸😸 PUT 😽😽😻 IN MY 🥛🥛🥛DRINK 🥛🥛🥛 BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY✔️✔️✔️ FUNNY🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! I 👀👁👁 AM 👌👌 LITERALLY 😂😂😂 DYING 💀 RIGHT NOW 🤣🤣🤣!!!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

owo

ya yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

ya already know my boy jailbreak hella thicc tho on my momma

some 🙇‍♀️ people 👨 say 🗣 that 😐 a 👌 full 🌝 body 💃 orgasm 💀 can 💦 only 🕦 be 🐝 achieved if 👏 you 👈 go 🏃 to 💦 the 👏 top 🔝 of 💦 mount fuji and 👏 jerk off 📴 god 😇 himself 😤 lol 💃 i 👁 don't 🚫 know 💭 i 👁 just 👏 jerk myself 💀 off 📴 because 💁 i'm 💘 eleven and 👏 my 👨 girlfriend 👸 won't 🚫 let 🙆 me 😭 have 👏 sex 🍆 with 👏 her 👩 lol 💃 that's 😦 dumbs like 💖 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😱 i 👁 know 💭 you 👈 want 👏 it 💯

Ewwww I'd rather have cancer

Typical male patriarchy.

ugh, typical evil white men. smh my head.

IT'S OUR 🇺🇸NATION'S 🇺🇸 BIRTHDAY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 AND IT HAS A BIIIG 😉💯🍆👅 PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆💦 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥🔥WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE's BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐️SPANGLED 💥⚡️🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU FREE🅱️OM TO HOE‼️ BUTT😉 that's not ALL. HE'S gonna launch his rocket 🚀😩😋 into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE🍑🍑🍑 and EXPLODE✨💥😩 in your SPACIOUS SKIES👉👌👌👌. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE 😩👉👌🇺🇸 DADDY will eat that ASS😩😋 like apple 🍎 pie 😋🇺🇸👌💯. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ SONS of LIBERTITTY 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you'll get Daddy SAMs' MEGA THICC PATRIODICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩😍

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

you ♥♥♥♥♥

WARNING!!!!DON'T RP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

Krill yourself? HAHAHAHAHHAHA.... im 12 btw

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful...
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