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12 of 24 (50%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 12:15am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 11:16pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 11:07pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 11:24pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 12:04am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 7:44am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 12:05am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 8:49am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 8:49am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 9:07am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 9:11am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 9:17am



Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool