I used to stage fist fights with my friends in front of 7/11.

We would actually punch each other and end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn’t really care we were just fighting and would just laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show throwing my on the ground

Once we were grappling I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I’ve ever been in.