#1
Meet Joe Chimp he is an ordinary chimp but at night he turnes into Chimp, Joe Chimp. He swings into action to save the world from communist rule and save world freedom. He is here to protect the every day people from the rule of fascist pigs like Hitler.
(To date Chimpy you can visit Match.com and also on Facebook: Chimpy Ordinary Chimp)
#2
We are sorry to say but Chimpy was hurt on January 7th an army of Neo-Nazi's attacked the White House. Chimpy heard of the news and decided to help out with his special ops training. He fought them but the Nazi super group the Hitlerettes were there. They sang ther number one hit "For Ze Furer." Luckily the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers showed up last minuite to pull him out of Nazi territory. The rebellion was stopped and the USA was saved from Nazi Facism.
(Please send get well soon cards)
#3
Chimpy once rode horseback with the greatest cowboy that has ever lived. Clint Eastwood "bum bum bum." Chimpy was a chimp whose family was killed by the infamous Rodrigez Bondero. His anger fueled him to devolope firearm skillz. He wore his idle's trademark poncho with a revolver straped to his waist and a rifle in his hand. He givin the title "Best Shot in the West" for his amazing accuracy during gun fights. It was said that he could hit a pebble of a boulder at a distance of a mile. One day in an old western town he met Clint, they became good friends. The two of them could take on twenty men with no resistance at all.