10:14 PM - gib: Meyer it's 10:13 and I am bored
10:14 PM - gib: entertain me
10:14 PM - gib: !
10:14 PM - Meyer: THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WITH A GREAT HAM
10:14 PM - gib: loool
10:14 PM - Meyer: HIS HAM WAS NAMED OSCAR
10:14 PM - gib: have you been drinking
10:15 PM - gib: would you like to play that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
10:15 PM - gib: what's it called
10:15 PM - Meyer: Oscar and this man would travel the world together seeking out the greatest fighters in the world
10:15 PM - gib: ummm tf2?
10:15 PM - Meyer: no im not drinking and let me finish
10:15 PM - gib: kk
10:15 PM - Meyer: Everyone they faced failed to entertain for more than a few seconds at a time
10:16 PM - Meyer: But one day while snaking on some panda meat a challenger approached them.
10:16 PM - gib: poor jumpy :(
10:17 PM - Meyer: In their hand was a mighty pan. This pan was so great it made Oscar rethink his life when his eyes gazed upon this pan
10:17 PM - Meyer: The man not wishing to back down from the fight accept the challenge instantly and without hestiation struck the first blow agianst his new foe.
10:18 PM - Meyer: The women recoiled in disgust at such a cowardly tactic. Laughing she called out to Oscar taunting him with a sickening sizziling sound
10:18 PM - Meyer: The sound that only bacon makes upon a pan
10:19 PM - gib: o.O
10:19 PM - Meyer: Oscar, who at this point was prefusly sweeting great globs of honey leaped from the palms of the man and began running away.
10:20 PM - Meyer: Both man and women looked on in awe at a giant ham running away on its stub of a bone
10:20 PM - Meyer: the end
10:20 PM - Meyer: well
10:20 PM - gib: beautiful
10:20 PM - gib: you really captured the essence of the ham