I added this:

"Tofu has flavor, texture, and goes well with anything. Pizza is a slimey disgusting mess of grease and goop."

I have a 300 word essay due in three years. Here is what I have thus far:

"Adults should not eat pizza.

That is stuff for 10 year olds who have their Birthday parties at bowling alleys, depressed, fat, alcoholics who wear pit stained wife beaters and pajama pants all day and don't even lift.

Disgusting pig American Atheists."

What do you think of it?

This kid is such a punkie. He is probably 12 or something LOL.