Recent reviews by Niisse

You are a fly. Fly up. The end.

Pretty good graphics and sound. Was more interested than I thought I’d be. I’m sure the writer thinks they are smarter than they are, but it was a pretty interesting concept and well for what it was.

Since it’s free you may as well play it.

More of the same. But thats ok, becasue I actually enjoy playing it.

More nice music, decent set of achivements and a game that is actually fun to play. Some of it is just challenging enough to be intersting, but you shouldnt have too much trouble getting through it all.

Art is nice. Could be better maybe, but I liked it. The story is nonsense, but it did make me laugh at the puns and use of meme jokes about shimapantsu etc. You will likely enjoy this more if you are a weeb and the jokes about one handed mode work, but it is actually much easier to get high scores playing with the mouse only. Hope you are left handed if that is your thing.


Much Like Kira... flat IS Justice.
I will no doubt buy Thi c c justice if it ever comes out.

Glorified achivement booster for your profile.

You dont even need to play the game, you start getting cheevos just from the title screen. A couple of hours later you have 5000 achivements, a 100% game and various letters to write things like C*ck" on your achivement showcase.

Game itself is a side scrollinging platformer on a simplistic level. Avoid pitfalls and spinning blades as you try and figure out why sometimes you jump twice as high as you did than the last time. Not sure how many levels are in it. Got to level 8 beofre I got bored and left it for the achivements to process in the background while I ♥♥♥♥ posted on a chan in another window.

You'll probably only pay like 10p for it anyway so its worth it for that. In terms of it being an enjoyable game, I cant recomend it for that. Use it just to get some funky coloured letter achivements so you can write silly things on your profile. Youre probably the kind of person who selects "underground" in thier Xbox live profile. You edgy acheivement hunting scrubs you.

Reminds me of River raid on the atari in the 80s. But with bigger guns and less refueling. A hint of nostalgia to older players perhaps.

A welcome distraction and relatively easy. You can probably max out the achivements in a couple of hours. Thankfully the 10k planes is cummulative. Music might be ok, couldnt tell, was listening to my own.

Think I paid a rediculously low price for it since I was making some badges and got a code. Even then, probably worth 79p seeing as id spend that on a coke and a freddo frog when in town.

Fun enough for what it is,

Muisc is ok. Was a lot easier when I realised I didnt ened to keep pressing the fire button.
You can max out all achivements in about 4 hours. Its a standard top down 80s style acarde shooter, but with waifus and bewbs. I think the acedemic character is the hardest to get 100% on. But none of the game is hugely taxing.

Worth the discounted price easily and a nice boost to your achivements/100% games if you care about that shiz.

Enjoyable. I am a fan of post apocolyptic games like the Metro series, STALKER and the Fall out series.
last light is a very atmospheric game.

While it is for the most part fairly linear you do get a variety of different ways to get by. You can go all out and kill everything or you can stealth around the place blowing out lights and slitting throats. Either way you will probably get several playthroughs worth of entertainment trying to get the "good" ending you thought you would already get. Plus there are a few achievements that are fun to try and get (no detection/kill completions).

What I find most appealing is the setting of the game. I like seeing how people try to survive in the world that the Metro game creates. It is a very beliveable environment, and is enhanced by the NPC conversations and goings on of the people just trying to live in the various Metro "cities" you visit. I also enjoy (to a degree) the fact you dont have obvious directions and that you can run out of ammo, filters and die like the many fallen bodies you find scattered around.

Play time on normal probably around 10-12 hours. Plus additional time if you play the various DLC.
DLC content is not obvious to find. Its in the chapters section. they are a mixed bunch, I enjoyed the library level the best for its very realistic feeling of what it would be like to be a scavenger.

Oh and I got a sweet lapdance at a titty bar in one of the Metrotations.