Toilet Machine
J. S.   United States
 
 
Bind me with cheese and bready substance. Cloud me with Dairy Queen napkins. I am inside you. I am your destroyer.

A machine that makes toilets? Something that works similarly to a toilet, but does not quite fit with the standards? Something God would dump in? It matters not; we're all going to be earthy turds in the end.
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TastyBoiii 21 Dec, 2015 @ 8:03pm 
*points at shirt* SWEET POTATO!!!
Food Lion 27 Nov, 2011 @ 7:47pm 
Oh yes...
MEATS 18 Dec, 2010 @ 9:43am 
How are things? Tasting otter detritus and screaming into space as usual, I hope?
Snotnarok 16 Dec, 2010 @ 9:06pm 
It's been a while toilet hope things have been well!
Snotnarok 25 Dec, 2009 @ 7:23pm 
Merry xmas!!
Snotnarok 21 May, 2009 @ 2:52am 
Work, eat, art, work, eat , art, art, work, eat, hang out a bit, sleep in there somewhere, you know how it is haha. The fun, not so fun and the orbital lasers. You're lucky though, I miss school man, sure there's some downs but you get to meet new people and such. Sure there's hell mixed in with the good but what can you do?

The trenches keep me sane, keeps you focused, keeps you determined, keeps your pants urine soaked, and that is true sanity, or a recipie for something insane ...brillo bananas.