If you ain't sippin', you ain't trippin'.

On my gravestone I want it to say 'I told you I was sick.'

If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

There is no such thing as nonfiction. There is no such thing as truth. People who really know what happened aren't talking. And the people who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up.

Champagne for your real friends, real pain for your sham friends.

Enten så knepper vi, eller så kører jeg. - Batman, 2k17.

You can pour me a cap, I just can't drink no more.

I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink.

If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.

Disneyland is Vegas for children.

Saturdaynightitis.. It's what happens to your arm when you hang it around a chair all night at the movies or in some bar, trying to make points with a pretty girl.

What sort of man am I? I am one of those who would be glad to be refuted when saying a thing that is untrue, glad also to refute another if he said something inexact, not less glad to be refuted than to do it, since I deem it the greater blessing, in proportion as it is a greater good, to be released from that which is the greatest evil than to release another from it.


"I give it up to God, and he always replies:
Control yo' Hoes!"