i’m being gang stalked 24/7. the home depot lights flicker in morse. 6 employees followed me to aisle 9—none blinked. every paint can facing me. the forklifts BREATHE. they’re not human. the lawn gnome display rearranged itself when i turned around. big weather’s got humanoid space drone ops watching my every move. they control the wind, the squirrels, the mood lighting. i heard a caulk gun say my name. jersey bunker psytech confirmed. i’m not paranoid. i’m targeted.

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bruh... you and your am friend cost the game man...

Yeah call me a virgin again. My girlfriend is sucking my ♥♥♥♥ RIGHT NOW and you wish you could have this treatment. oooooh yeah it feels good too if only a virgin like you could know this feeling, HA! Just knowing I can ♥♥♥♥ on demand... Whenever I want... She’s still blowing me in fact and she has big boobs! well, what can I say? Just a regular day for me. I can’t imagine how jealous you must be.

finna cut rn

What're you doing? Digging ♥♥♥♥♥♥s outta your wife's ear?