A penis, a cucumber and a zucchini are having a conversation about who has the worst life.

The cucumber speaks first: My life is so bad, I get cut up raw and thrown in with all these asian foods and cooked.

The zucchini says: Pfft… that’s nothing. I have a bad taste and get left to the side not to mention no one likes me.

The penis says: You guys think you got it bad?! about once a week I get a plastic bag thrown over my head, shoved in a dark cave and banged around until I throw up!



Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics.
... even if you win, you are still retarded. D:



85% of tennagers would cry if Hanna montana was at the top of a building going to jump. 15% would yell"do a backflip ♥♥♥♥♥" Post if you are part of that 15%


The Ten Commandments of Gaming.

Gamers Commandment #1: Thou shalt not spam horrid music into thy microphone device.

Gamers Commandment #2: Thou shalt not curse loudly into thy microphone device.

Gamers Commandment #3: Thou shalt not assault and kill thy teammates intentionally.

Gamers Commandment #4: Thou shalt not assist thy enemy force to overcome another enemy, especially in a duel of 14 or more players.

Gamers Commandment #5: Thou shalt not cheat.

Gamers Commandment #6: Thou shalt not assault or kill he who is idle or absent from thy computer.

Gamers Commandment #7: Thou shalt not spray any obscene images of any kind.

Gamers Commandment #8: Thou shalt not remain in one area for a long period of time.

Gamers Commandment #9: Thou must pay respect and honor to the admins and never insult and offend said protectors.

Gamers Commandment #10: He who withdraws his melee weapon shall not be killed by a gun and is entitled to a melee duel.

If any of these commandments are broken thy sinner shall receive a strike from the Holy Crowbar



QOUTE OF THE DAY! (Did I spell it right? D:)


Pvt. Jonas D: [2nd ID] S4: Wanna have sex?
jenner: hell yea
jenner: NOOO
jenner: YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥
jenner: AAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pvt. Jonas D: [2nd ID] S4: Lol
Pvt. Jonas D: [2nd ID] S4: Wtf
Pvt. Jonas D: [2nd ID] S4: D:
jenner: what
Pvt. Jonas D: [2nd ID] S4: How should I know? :(
jenner: who knows
Pvt. Jonas D: [2nd ID] S4: Thats the question, DUHM DUHNN DUHNNNNNN
jenner: the 1milliondollar qustion


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