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here is my family recipe for Ham and Cheese sandwhiches.

Ham and Cheese sandmiches can be a delicious snack just for you. Dont panic, its not as hard as it sounds. This recipe comes from my ancient ancestors and is perfected to be perfect, it may be challenging but it could be the most rewarding meal you have ever made in your pathetic life.

First, heres what you need.

- Ham
- Cheese
- 2 Slices of Bread

Now heres what you need to do.

it gets real from here on, theres no going back
it gets tricky, so just calm down

Step One : aquire ham
Step Two : get a grip on that cheese
a real grip, dont be a ♥♥♥♥♥
Step Three : slap them onto those slices of bread
Step Seven : Profit
Impress, get some ladies while having a decent meal.
Hope I was able to help.

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