Recent reviews by Tastypaste

Terrible game.
Abysmal story, feels like it was written by a modern star wars writer, if you catch my DE-rIft.
Extremely annoying antagonists AND protagonists.
HUB layout is horrendous.
Have to just sit around and wait while the characters talk for minutes at a time.
All attempts at comedy are cringe.
Gameplay is a huge nothing burger, all bosses fights are braindead easy.

It makes me Strong Glad :)

While i think the game is fun in its own way, it's also not what I thought it was (or it looks like what a lot of people thought it was). What pulled me in was the ability to build your own guns, which sounds and is really cool, but you don't build your guns and then do the play through, you start the play through with almost nothing and then get random parts to build random guns during the play through.

Parts of the trailer like "Build the gun of your dreams" and then shows a very well built gun almost never happens during the run. Unfortunately the game isn't supported anymore so there doesn't look like a chance of them adding in what some of us actually wanted to play (make custom gun then play the level) so I wouldn't recommend unless you're really into RNG on top of your RNG.

40/10

I said i would change my review after the fixed the multiplayer disconnects and fixed the mouse input delay and they have.


OLD REVIEW (was negative):
Just read the other reviews. Great game ruined by capcom's laziness and unwillingness to respond to western audiences.
Mouse input lag is atrocious and multiplayer disconnects within minutes of joining another players game (if you can even manage to figure out the convoluted joining system). Unplayable as it is right now, unless you only play single player and with a controller.

Capcom: fix the game and i'll change my review. I want to like it, but you need to stop cutting corners.

150+ hours in and i havnt finished the damn thing yet.

Value for money:
Larian Studio can take my gold shekels any time.

Graphics:
Tip-top.

Gameplay:
Good ♥♥♥♥, really love the re-spec any time for no cost after act 1, takes the stress out.

Bugs:
A few, but they make it a bit more realistic at times I think.

Story:
Refer to [Graphics]

Best five bucks i've spent for a long time. Don't even worry about the reviews complaining about bugs, I'm usually the one jumping up and down like a ♥♥♥♥♥ complaining about bugs, but every bug i've had in Stick Fight has made it so much funnier. I normally give up on these multiplayer replay games pretty fast, but it's such a good laugh.

Would recommend, even at full price.
The Local co-op is really well done and solid.

I dont even need to review this game.. just read the other negative reviews, they're spot on. This was a dollar grab game, no effort or design thought put into it. Art is alright.

A very uninspired arcade beat-em-up clone. Punch, jump kick, use life to attack both ways. If you've played double dragon, you've played this. I was hoping to see something new like combos, dodge rolls, blocking, etc but it's just so... bland.