Lina is red CM is blue Don’t take my farm Cyka ♥♥♥♥ you.

Describe your sex life using pokemon moves

Mine;

Leer
Flash
Harden…but it failed
Withdraw
Sleep

A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism.

I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”

Hold the pickles holllldd the lettuce, special orders dooon'ttt upset us, you don't have to ask us twice to have your waaaay!

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BOXAY BROWN!