Peter: We're officially on welfare. Come on, kids. Help me scatter garbage on the front lawn.
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Peter: Brian, tape this for me.
Brian: Oh, sorry. The VCR hasn't worked since you tried to tape Monday Night Football. [Flashback: FBI Agents burst in just as Peter is about to tape]
FBI Agent: Do you have the expressed written consent of ABC Sports and the National Football League?
Peter: Just ABC. [FBI Agents blow the VCR to bits]
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Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.
(The Last Continent)
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With listening comes wisdom, with speaking repentance.
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The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all they Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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- "There have been...accidents."
- "What kind of accidents?"
- "The kind of accidents you prefer to call...accidents."
(Maskerade)
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Salut Sava ;) :) =D :D