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bLinD_dLL Just now
bLinD_dLL 8 Jan @ 8:53pm
bLinD_dLL 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06pm
172 hours past 2 weeks. what a nolifer holy sh!t
what no job and living on ttv like a bot does to a mf
212.6 hours past 2 weeks
bLinD_dLL 8 Jan @ 8:53pm
bLinD_dLL 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06pm
172 hours past 2 weeks. what a nolifer holy sh!t
what no job and living on ttv like a bot does to a mf
212.6 hours past 2 weeks
bLinD_dLL 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06pm
172 hours past 2 weeks. what a nolifer holy sh!t
what no job and living on ttv like a bot does to a mf
212.6 hours past 2 weeks
172 hours past 2 weeks. what a nolifer holy sh!t
what no job and living on ttv like a bot does to a mf
212.6 hours past 2 weeks
172 hours past 2 weeks. what a nolifer holy sh!t
what no job and living on ttv like a bot does to a mf
212.6 hours past 2 weeks
172 hours past 2 weeks. what a nolifer holy sh!t
what no job and living on ttv like a bot does to a mf
212.6 hours past 2 weeks
172 hours past 2 weeks. what a nolifer holy sh!t
what no job and living on ttv like a bot does to a mf
212.6 hours past 2 weeks
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠩⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠂⠂⡐⠄⠀⠀⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠄⠜⡄⢠⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣏⠀⠠⠔⠐⠓⠀⠄⠀⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⠇⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢰⣿⣦⠄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⠄⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣶⣆⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢟⠀⠀⢡⡇⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣏⠠⠀⠀⣼⠠⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠰⠀⣸⣿⡫⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣯⠀⠀⢸⣿⠆⠀⠀⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠩⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠂⠂⡐⠄⠀⠀⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠄⠜⡄⢠⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣏⠀⠠⠔⠐⠓⠀⠄⠀⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⠇⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢰⣿⣦⠄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⠄⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣶⣆⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢟⠀⠀⢡⡇⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣏⠠⠀⠀⣼⠠⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠰⠀⣸⣿⡫⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣯⠀⠀⢸⣿⠆⠀⠀⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠩⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠂⠂⡐⠄⠀⠀⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠄⠜⡄⢠⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣏⠀⠠⠔⠐⠓⠀⠄⠀⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⠇⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢰⣿⣦⠄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⠄⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣶⣆⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢟⠀⠀⢡⡇⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣏⠠⠀⠀⣼⠠⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠰⠀⣸⣿⡫⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣯⠀⠀⢸⣿⠆⠀⠀⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠩⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠂⠂⡐⠄⠀⠀⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠄⠜⡄⢠⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣏⠀⠠⠔⠐⠓⠀⠄⠀⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⠇⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢰⣿⣦⠄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⠄⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣶⣆⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢟⠀⠀⢡⡇⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣏⠠⠀⠀⣼⠠⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠰⠀⣸⣿⡫⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣯⠀⠀⢸⣿⠆⠀⠀⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
March 14, 2024
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠩⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠂⠂⡐⠄⠀⠀⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠄⠜⡄⢠⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣏⠀⠠⠔⠐⠓⠀⠄⠀⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⠇⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢰⣿⣦⠄⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⠄⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣶⣆⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢟⠀⠀⢡⡇⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣏⠠⠀⠀⣼⠠⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠰⠀⣸⣿⡫⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣯⠀⠀⢸⣿⠆⠀⠀⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
After a good game in ds3, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ds and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ds3 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then I tapped him.
Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE NIGHTCORE !
♫▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♫
⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿
⣿⣷⣀⠀⠈⠛⠢⠥⠴⠟⠂⠀⠀⠀⠉⣛⠉⠁⠀⠐⠲⠤⠖⠛⠁⠀⠀⣐⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡠⣤⣦⣿⣿⣿⣆⣴⣠⣀⣀⡀⣀⣀⣚⣿⣿⣿⢳
⣧⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢇⣿
⣿⣷⡄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣥⣦⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢉⣴⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣦⣘⠋⢻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣭⣛⣛⣛⣯⣷⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⣴⣿⣿⣿
I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my God) what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' yard, oh God
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my God) what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' yard, oh God
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀
⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟
⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀
⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀
⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟
⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀
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