Time for and intervention.

mike. i love you so so so much and you're the only one that i'll ever love in my entire existence. i only have eyes for you, and i'd die for you in a heartbeat. in no way am i obsessed with you whatsoever, i just really, really, LOVE you. i've been spying on you during band practice, and i just love the way your nimble fingers work the trombone. that makes me imagine what ELSE you can do with those fingers ;). your floppy hair probably smells like the flower field near the higgins' supermarket on 8th boulevard, and i could just immerse myself in the aphrodisiatic scent of it until i lose my sense of smell. i saw angela talking to you the other day, and it was CLEAR that she was trying to flirt with you. that ♥♥♥♥♥. she knows that you clearly like me, and if i see her looking at you romantically again, i'll slit her throat and dump her into terry lake. i'm not crazy. i'm just showing my love for you in the best way possible.

Merry Christmas honey!!!

meow :)

Spikey Speidsmoe is da best

mike your cool he is a cool guy freind him