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Some parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented
at all costs.
🙄
"It runs like _x, where _x is something unsavory"
-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
😯
It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
😍
Decision maker, n.:
The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
before the music stopped.
🤒
"I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg."
- A poem about matter transference beams.
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There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead
armadillos.
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner
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Say! You've struck a heap of trouble--
Bust in business, lost your wife;
No one cares a cent about you,
You don't car