I am man hear me roar in numbers too big to ignore and I'm way too hungry to settle for chick food because my stomach's starting to growl and I'm going on the prowl for a Texas double whopper man that's good yes I'm a guy I'll admit I've been fed quiche wave tofu bye bye now it's for whopper beef I reach I will eat this meat until my innie turns into an outie I am starved I am incorrigible and I need to scarf a big burger beef bacon jalapeno good thing down I am hungry I am incorrigible I am man

THIS IS STONE COLD E.T. AND I JUST WANNA ORDER A COUPLE WHITE CASTLES TO GO. I SAID STONE COLD E.T. WOULD LIKE A COUPLE CHEESEBURGERS AND MAYBE A DRINK AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET OUTTA HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. OKAY YOU WANT STONE COLD E.T. TO PULL UP. YOU KNOW STONE COLD E.T. This window? THIS IS STONE COLD E.T. AND I WANNA ORDER A COUPLE CHEESEBURGERS AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. BECAUSE YOU KNOW STONE COLD E.T. LIKE TO COME TO WHITE CASTLE ORDER A COUPLE CHEESEBURGERS TO FILL ME UP BEFORE I WHOOP SOME ASS GIMME A HELL YEAH IF YOU'RE DOWN WITH STONE COLD E.T. OH, HELL, YEAH. BECAUSE STONE COLD E.T. LIKES WHOOPIN ASS. WHEN STONE COLD E.T. RIDES A BICYCLE I RIDE IT LONG I RIDE IT HARD JUST LIKE THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE WHEN HE'S WHOOPIN VINCE MCMAHON'S ASS GIMME A OH HELL YEAH WUTCHA SAY E.T.? WHAT? WUTCHA SAY E.T.? WHAT? I SAID I WANNA ORDER TWO CHEESEBURGERS AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.

yeah I'm drivin down the road and there's a truck I'm gonna flip him off there comes a toll booth let me remove my hands so I can roll down my window I need exact change only here's 5 bucks i said exact change only here's 50 bucks what part of exact change don't you understand well ♥♥♥♥ you guy i'm gonna call the cops on your ass I'll punch you in the face I'm still drivin down the road and there's another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ truck and I'm gonna flip it off again YEAH what another toll booth this is gettin old lemme roll down my window I still need exact change only well here's 5 bucks I said exact change only fifty bucks get out your damn quarters already well ♥♥♥♥ you dude I'm gonna call them up again well punch you in the face DEDUN DUN DUN

peepo

The reason I'm leaving is you people. Because after I'm gone, you're still going to pour money into this company. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. But, Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag yes-men, like John Laurinaitis, who's going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon's dead. But the fact is, it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon, alright? We do this whole bully campaign

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