Dear kind sir/madam,

You have purchased from me a "three horned goat Jesus" trading card. I would like to inform you that you are my first customer and that you have succesfully made me squeal like an excited (or possibly terrified) piglet. (internally as I have family members in the same house as me, sleeping) I also noticed that you are a redditor, and based on these two things I have come to the conclusion that you are currently the best thing ever, and that I kind of love you a little bit.

Sincerely,
Paulosalpha a.k.a.
/u/Wombat_Cannon

+rep Very nice trader

+rep good trader

+rep nice and fast trader