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User: Explain Rapture.
Cleverbot: I think I just did.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: *slaps you*.
User: *slap back.*.
Cleverbot: *slaps harder*.
User: *slaps harder back*.
Cleverbot: *slaps harder than you*.
User: *punches you in penis*.
Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: No, enlighten me.
Cleverbot: It depends on the people. Some can call a presence who gives them spiritual and moral guidance their God. But some can consider something that is pleasurable as their god.
User: God doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: But you said that you were god.
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: There is no god.
User: No I am god, and I killed my self, and now I am god in heaven but earth has no god no more.
Cleverbot: Are you Chuck Norris?
User: No I am god.
Cleverbot: That's redundant. You have no name, are not a god, but claim to be a god and admit there is only one God (who is not yourself.).
User: God is my name.
Cleverbot: So you don't believe in yourself?
User: No, I don't believe in Earths god, because I am god of heaven.
Cleverbot: So what do you believe then?
User: That I am god.
Cleverbot: What's it like being God?