I for sure am in the top 1% of smelliest farters.

I mad one friend pull over to puke on the side of the road.

My wife gags at them regularly.

One of my children has been so traumatized by the smell of my ass if she is even a little sick she specifically reminds me that I am not to fart, because that one time I did while she was sick and she blew chunks.

So yeah… safe to say.. smelly farts.

mmmm, horny... You look terrific. You look delicious. I wanna snack on you tonight, you're pretty around the mouth. I got admit something: I am getting hot around you... Just like the way your body looks... you're turning us all on around here, I'm going nuts. I wanna get in that... You know what I'm saying? You're looking hot... H-O-T, okay? Man, I've been walkin' around here and somethin' smells good I don't know if it's my burrito or your vagine but it's turnin' me on... I wanna get wet with you. I had to rub one out earlier thinkin' about you. You look real trim down there, real tight. Get me wet downtown. I can almost taste it right here in front of me. I wanna dine on you tonight. Table for two huh? Save me a bite. Good enough to eat I just wanna get in that! Man, you're sexy. Gettin' me horny! I was sittin' in my office thinkin' about tongue kissin' ya all night long. I wanna bury my bald head between those rolls! Naughty me

Wow. Gorgeous dog. And gorgeous woman too! Sorry about your dog. But you are really pretty. Love your eyes and perfect little lips. I tried looking through your profile but you don’t have any full body shots. Do you have any you’d like to share? Again, sorry about your dog. But just to let you know, I’m more of an a** guy so if we eventually take this to the DMs😏 those are the kind of things I’d like to see. Maybe we could even meet up for a bit of fun? I’m the kind of guy who could show you a real good time. Whether you want a loving, passionate boning or if you want to be a bit more submissive. Have you heard of consensual non consent? I really like that. It gets me off real hard to see a woman as beautiful as you struggling against me as I force my way into you, cradling your breast and shoving my hand over your cute little mouth that’s screaming out in agony. but I digress. Hit me up, in memory of your gorgeous floofer. Sorry for your loss. We can make this better.

so, heres my opinion on the s word. ive been seeing people commenting on the use of this slur alot recently since it has gained popularity again sadly, to me it has been feeling like history is repeating itself and i feel like i need to speak about this as a part of our community since i dont think its being taken as seriously as it should. now, in my and to my knowledge the whole mlw communitys opinion, the word stragg*ot is very very offensive to the straight/mlw community and we as a community would really like if you (the queer community, mostly you homosexuals.) would stop using it.

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

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