Hyello!

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lololololol

A 93 year old man is sat on the kerb crying.
A passerby asks "what's up?"
The old man moans, "I'm 93, married to a 21 year old swedish underwear model who wants sex twice before breakfast and again at lunch, once before tea and sucks me off twice again at night!"
The passerby says, "So what's the problem?"
The old man replies, "I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember where I live!"

why you dont stream anymore ?

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.