🌌 Captain of the Intergalactic Toaster Fleet | 🧦 Sock Collector Extraordinaire | 🦄 Unicorn Whisperer

Greetings, fellow humans and sentient bananas! I hail from the distant land of Marshmallow Fields, where penguins do backflips, and the sky rains spaghetti every Tuesday. My mission? To find the legendary Golden Rubber Duck and bring balance to the realm of upside-down sandwiches.

🎮 When I’m not busy communicating with my army of invisible squirrels, I like to play games that make my computer catch fire. I specialize in turning left in racing games and jumping off cliffs in RPGs for absolutely no reason.

Fun Facts: 🔹 I once high-fived a dragon. 🔹 I can speak fluent jellybean. 🔹 My favorite food is the color purple.

Remember: Never trust a dancing potato.