Rule #1. The server supports spawn protection. Don’t come into the game unless you’re ready to fight.

Rule #2. If someone’s spawning nearby, it’s your responsibility to watch them carefully. They can enter at any time and kill you. If you’re concerned about that, move away, man up, and stop whining.

Rule #3. If you need to face the wall, face the wall. If someone was chasing you, they still get to kill you (or try) until spawn protection takes over, at which point, if they are still firing, they will lose health. If everyone plays by the same rules, it’s works out to fair play.

Rule #4. Trip mine anywhere you want. No one remembers where all the spawn points are on every map. Man up and stop whining if you run into a mine near your spawn point. It was probably unintentional and you probably weren't watching carefully.

Rule #5. Don’t ‘let someone go’ if they spawn nearby, and don’t expect to be let go if you spawn near someone. It’s too confusing to just assume everyone knows everything that’s going on all the time. They may not realize you just spawned, and vice versa. This leads to confusion, and more people whining. Man up an play according to the rules above.

Rule #6. It’s okay to burn or beacon PJ anytime he complains if a map was extended or if someone better than him kills him.

Rule #7. It’s okay to burn or beacon Warmevil pretty much anytime, but NOT if he mentions he’s a drone pilot in the presence of DerGott because that’s actually funny.

Rule #8. It’s okay to burn or beacon Quackers anytime he wins.

Rule #9. Destructo Mo must swear an oath of silence anytime 3 or more players are present.

Rule #10. It’s okay to burn or beacon Oracle anytime he mentions Sammy Davis Jr., snake handling, druggie days, porn days, video poker, or chess. Other topics may be added as necessary to keep the universe in perfect working order.