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+rep orangufan ♥

my boy

ruined game from min0, am jungle

found ya lol

Signed by the best lc troll player of boston

low skill moron, where in new york u at ♥♥♥♥♥♥, ill come pay u a visit

You are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player. Seems like im not the only one who thinks so either

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toxic and trash

please kill your self

THIS GUY IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF RETARDED. DON'T LET THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOLO OFFLANE. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS AND FEEDS SO MUCH. AWFUL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYER. DELETE DOTA YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ STAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥. DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLAVE.

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LoL>Dota, in dota you kill your own minion WutFace are u traitor? EleGiggle why in dota can you buy a ''battlefury'' on the market for 30 dollars and get a 4000 gold item for free at level 1? FailFish balanced game, dota is also made by unknown company named ''steam'', who is this ''steam''? this ''steam'' is scamming your life, LoL is made by riot, riot is good company who releases balanced champions, LoL also have lots of skins like mlg teemo, spacesuit teemo, swimsuit teemo, sexy bikini teemo, etc, LoL>Dota.

I'm a 1k solo mmr and about 500 party. I play in the east coast server but i am from Peru and I mostly play carries like alchemist. I dont play support at all so ♥♥♥♥ off if you want to ask me about it. I want to help players who want to play the best character in the game, Alchemist. I use skype to communicate because all the other programs are dangerous to use. I come back from my VACation in a few hours and can coach you all soon. If you are interested in being coached by me then add me on steam.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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+ReP sometimes licks me in the earlobe

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rip wilson

I'm pretty sure ♥♥♥♥♥♥ every guy has tried their own ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥. It's just a curiosity thing man, I was curious what it was like. I wanted to see what all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hype was about. Alright, I was thirteen years old, I'd just discovered wanking, I was like "hmm I wonder what my load tastes like", so I had a little taste, alright. Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ judge me dude, I reckon half of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did it man. Half of you ♥♥♥♥♥ probably did it and you're all just denying it man, you're all just denying it. I did it once okay, I was young, and I wanted to try it, okay. You don't know if you like it until you try it man, alright.

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this are is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser of just play this map of surf all the day and night i am not sure but i am think maybe he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

good vibes to u my freind o(o)

No you're best surfer ;)

lmao kid you surfed like u have a maximum of 300 hours of surfing experience. like u have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ partial parkinsons every time i spectate u and the fact that u were +.30 my wrcp on surf_oasis on s5 consistently while surf admins were speccing u means that ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad and u cant get legitimate wrcps normally. u only use ur lag switch whenever no one is speccing you and the fact u can even get wrcps againt me, systm, beetle, etc, etc who have had 2k+ hours of surfing experience each means you're using some nefarious software to glitch ur stage times. no one is going to believe ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lies and u also even admitted some of ur times are illegitimate, yet u only mention that when uve been confronted about the issue ♥♥♥♥ outta kid never come back to this community again go have fun beating horizon wrcps which are impossible to beat the max, you'll fit good there.

best human

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Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

thanks man

WTF

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lmao kid you surfed like u have a maximum of 300 hours of surfing experience. like u have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ partial parkinsons every time i spectate u and the fact that u were +.30 my wrcp on surf_oasis on s5 consistently while surf admins were speccing u means that ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad and u cant get legitimate wrcps normally. u only use ur lag switch whenever no one is speccing you and the fact u can even get wrcps againt me, systm, beetle, etc, etc who have had 2k+ hours of surfing experience each means you're using some nefarious software to glitch ur stage times. no one is going to believe ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lies and u also even admitted some of ur times are illegitimate, yet u only mention that when uve been confronted about the issue ♥♥♥♥ outta kid never come back to this community again go have fun beating horizon wrcps which are impossible to beat the max, you'll fit good there.

Happy Birthday Broooo <33

signed by synki

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I'm Rick Harrison, and THIS is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story - and a price. If there's anything I've learned after 21 years, you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

lmao i dont need practice for that map. ive completed it multiple times on actual surfing servers. the fact that i get over 4000 units on stage 3 is preposterous for that map. how about YOU try to get past the hole at 0:57 in the video i linked without having to spin a half a dozen times in the air just to get enough speed to bhop through it (which i should have to) --- oh wait, you'll just come up with some excuse on how your servers are perfect and how i look like a total idiot this whole time. i wouldnt come on here, sign up, verify my account, just to claim something is wrong when its not. maybe your servers are 64 tick. hell, maybe im wrong about the tick part. but ill be damned if your airacceleration is as its suppose to be (150).

lmao kid you surfed like u have a maximum of 300 hours of surfing experience. like u have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ partial parkinsons every time i spectate u and the fact that u were +.30 my wrcp on surf_oasis on s5 consistently while surf admins were speccing u means that ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad and u cant get legitimate wrcps normally. u only use ur lag switch whenever no one is speccing you and the fact u can even get wrcps againt me, systm, beetle, etc, etc who have had 2k+ hours of surfing experience each means you're using some nefarious software to glitch ur stage times. no one is going to believe ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lies and u also even admitted some of ur times are illegitimate, yet u only mention that when uve been confronted about the issue ♥♥♥♥ outta kid never come back to this community again go have fun beating horizon wrcps which are impossible to beat the max, you'll fit good there

lmao kid you surfed like u have a maximum of 300 hours of surfing experience. like u have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ partial parkinsons every time i spectate u and the fact that u were +.30 my wrcp on surf_oasis on s5 consistently while surf admins were speccing u means that ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad and u cant get legitimate wrcps normally. u only use ur lag switch whenever no one is speccing you and the fact u can even get wrcps againt me, systm, beetle, etc, etc who have had 2k+ hours of surfing experience each means you're using some nefarious software to glitch ur stage times. no one is going to believe ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lies and u also even admitted some of ur times are illegitimate, yet u only mention that when uve been confronted about the issue ♥♥♥♥ outta kid never come back to this community again go have fun beating horizon wrcps which are impossible to beat the max, you'll fit good there

LoL>Dota, in dota you kill your own minion WutFace are u traitor? EleGiggle why in dota can you buy a ''battlefury'' on the market for 30 dollars and get a 4000 gold item for free at level 1? FailFish balanced game, dota is also made by unknown company named ''steam'', who is this ''steam''? this ''steam'' is scamming your life, LoL is made by riot, riot is good company who releases balanced champions, LoL also have lots of skins like mlg teemo, spacesuit teemo, swimsuit teemo, sexy bikini teemo, etc, LoL>Dota.

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lmao kid you surfed like u have a maximum of 300 hours of surfing experience. like u have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ partial parkinsons every time i spectate u and the fact that u were +.30 my wrcp on surf_oasis on s5 consistently while surf admins were speccing u means that ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad and u cant get legitimate wrcps normally. u only use ur lag switch whenever no one is speccing you and the fact u can even get wrcps againt me, systm, beetle, etc, etc who have had 2k+ hours of surfing experience each means you're using some nefarious software to glitch ur stage times. no one is going to believe ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lies and u also even admitted some of ur times are illegitimate, yet u only mention that when uve been confronted about the issue ♥♥♥♥ outta kid never come back to this community again go have fun beating horizon wrcps which are impossible to beat the max, you'll fit good there.
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Best surfer NA :DDDDDD