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R.I.P. to Sweeti Cheekz
Long Live Sweeti Cheekz
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"They say a man has never known true fear or disgust until they have heard the Fog consume his prey. It is a sound not of this earth; 'tis but a sick, twisted, mangled mashing of wet mandibles and drooling saliva. When he is done, he slurps the remainder of the goo that has collected on the sides of his moist, gaping maw with a sick sucking sound that shakes even the hardiest man to his core. It is this fear of being consumed in such a way that has caused many of my men to be driven to madness or desertion - I cannot say I blame them."
-Excerpt from 'Chronicles of the Fog'

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"But your friends are autists," I said, exasperatedly. "You have autist sons, autist parents. Your girlfriend is an autist. You are surrounded by naught but autists."
He smiled, raising his head slightly to half-reveal a set of mirthful eyes beneath the brim of his glossy-white leather fedora. "Yes," he said, as if I were merely stating the obvious.
"But I am king of the autists."
-Passage from 'The Half-Born Autist: Part IV'