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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:33am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:35am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:33am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 7:32am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:49am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:53am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:24am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 6:30am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:36am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:20am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2017 @ 1:55pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2017 @ 1:09pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:20am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2017 @ 5:27am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 9:22am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:42am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 5:33am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:24am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 6:50am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 4:08am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:53am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.