PLEASE NOTE: I no longer accept private profile adds (unless I recognize the name) due to 99% of them lately being phishing/scamming bots. I automatically block private profile users that add me because of this.

Please do not add me asking me for free items!

Yes it says I have 10K hours in tf2. However, 2/3 of that is from leaving tf2 open when I'm afk. :P

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Some people are just strange....

вsi | $layer: can i help you?
Slimex | tf2jump.com : not
вsi | $layer: what?
вsi | $layer: o_O
Slimex | tf2jump.com : No you don't can help me
вsi | $layer: why you add me?
вsi | $layer: for a trade?
Slimex | tf2jump.com : no
вsi | $layer: Y?
Slimex | tf2jump.com : you are my 150 friend on steam ! :DDDD
вsi | $layer: :)
вsi | $layer: So do i win something?
Slimex | tf2jump.com : No
вsi | $layer: so why did you add me?
вsi | $layer: do I know you?
вsi | $layer: ?_?
вsi | $layer: o__________O
вsi | $layer: alright man, well if you don't know why you added me, I guess I'll be removing you...
Slimex | tf2jump.com : HELLO
вsi | $layer: yes?
Slimex | tf2jump.com : HELL!
вsi | $layer: o_O_o
вsi | $layer: Sir, are you drunk?
Slimex | tf2jump.com : NO!
вsi | $layer: Do you just random add people on Steam?
Slimex | tf2jump.com : Yes
вsi | $layer: Ok, to show your friendship please buy me 1 key in the steam store
Slimex | tf2jump.com : not
Slimex | tf2jump.com : NOT EVER
вsi | $layer: then how can we be friends?
Slimex | tf2jump.com : i don't no

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Never tell your password to anyone.
SkilleT :]: hi
вsi | $layer: hi
SkilleT :]: you sell items for money
вsi | $layer: sometimes
вsi | $layer: why
SkilleT :]: 2 unusual for 160$
вsi | $layer: Sorry I don't do business with scammers
вsi | $layer: Your profile is private, and you are offering me more than what my unusuals are worth. So I already know you are a scammer.
SkilleT :] is now Offline.
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вsi | $layer: hi
вsi | $layer: can i help u
=TooM= RagE MonKey: hi
=TooM= RagE MonKey: buying strange festive
=TooM= RagE MonKey: rocket launcher
=TooM= RagE MonKey is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
вsi | $layer: ok and your offer?
=TooM= RagE MonKey: dota 2
вsi | $layer: ................
=TooM= RagE MonKey: pls?
вsi | $layer: scam
вsi | $layer: dota 2 is 2 scrap
вsi | $layer: you scammer
=TooM= RagE MonKey is now Offline.

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вsi | $layer: hi can i help you?
Faron •odR•: Can I buy your TC?
вsi | $layer: whats your offer?
Faron •odR•: Money. I dont want to offer but what is your B/O
Faron •odR•: I think I can pay it
вsi | $layer: Can you explain your profile?
вsi | $layer: Remember to check for impersonators before making any risky trades with me!
Your not trading with me if:
-I don't have over 1000 hours of TF2
-I don't Over 100 games
вsi | $layer: You have 41 hours in game
вsi | $layer: and 6 games
вsi | $layer: So that means you are the dumbest impersonator I've ever met
вsi | $layer: I think this scam attempt might make it on my profile page! Good job!
вsi | $layer: Any last words?
Faron •odR• is now Offline.