After a good game in CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We started chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+Rep Cool dude

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

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