chlamydia would be a nice name for a girl i bet

oi

say goODBYE 😐😐 to NO 🚫 shaVE 📐📐 nOVEMBER cuz NOW 🕐 IT’S NO 🙅 ♥♥♥♥ DECEMBER❄️ UvE BEEN inFECTED bY THE DECEMBER NO ♥♥♥♥ CURSE😯😯 ThaT’S RIGHT SLUTTY HOBBITS 🌝🗿 NO CUMMIES 4 U FOR A WHOLE MONTH 🙊📅 thERE WON’T BE NO HOE HOE HOE UNDER the MISLEtOE SANTA WONT 🙅🙅🙅be COMIN THRU 🍆YoUR 🏠CHIMNEY🏠 To GIVE U uR GIFT🍆🍆🍆 🗿🗿😩😓♥♥♥SEND thIS TO 🔟 MaIN ❗️DADDiES 👳👨👴or u will NVR 🙅🙅🙅get CUMMIES 💦🍆💦 🍆AGAIN 😐😐😐

🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED👉👌 under the mistletoe this christmAss🌿send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves👯 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

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is it a post apocolypse over there yet