spreading Covid via Teamspeak, not recommended

After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting and over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meet him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard sausage push against my leg. I punched him and then I one tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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+rep very good player

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