Yeah, I was a cop. My beat was Angel City, a high-tech armpit of a city on Arturos. My job was to nail every intergalactic scumbag I could get my hands on. I was damn good at it, but that pissed some people off. Hell, I didn't give a ♥♥♥♥ about anything except doing my job.


"Your appointment to the NBA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Commissioner."

"I take it he was agreeable?"

"He didn't really have a choice."

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy.
One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos.
I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins.
Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw.
I am there.

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