This statement is false: I had a dream that I died with you and lucas in a car accident. So we go up and see heaven (for the joke's sake lets say it exists) but we see Satan at the Pearl Gates and he says "Gentlemen, to enter you must ask me a question that I answer incorrectly" So lucas goes and asks the hardest quantum physics question he can think of but the Devil answers it easily so Lucas goes to hell. Then I go up and ask for the cure for cancer and for him to prove that it is possible. He does this within 5mins and I get sent down. Then its your turn and you get a brilliant idea. You ask for a chair and a drill and you proceed to drill 9 holes in the chair, you sit down and fart very loudly. You stand up and ask the devil, from which hole did the fart come out of. He says that it was the 3rd hole from the left. You say "NO! it was from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and you go to heaven

[dw!d] Fatass[Ћ] Lolapalooza!**: http://img253.imageshack.us/i/toomanynumbers.png/
[dw!d] Fatass[Ћ] Lolapalooza!**: 3.333333283x10^26 days
[dw!d] Fatass[Ћ] Lolapalooza!**: 9.126169152x10^25 years
[dw!d] Fatass[Ћ] Lolapalooza!**: you wanna try playing for that many hours straight?
tN|Gets: uhh
tN|Gets: i'll be preoccupoed
tN|Gets: being dead and all

1:23 AM - Gets [Team Soldier]: I Gets, Known as Lucas, longtime friend to Fatass Lolapalooza, Known as Giancarlo, Do herby assert that He has no semblance of Logic, or Logical processes going on at any period of any time frame, in any shape form or type.

tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: hey you
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: tomorrow what you doing
MicroJackson: me?
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: no the wall behind you
MicroJackson: going to yorkdale till 8 or 9 pm
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: ok
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: and the wall?
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: whats the wall doing
MicroJackson: the wall just gonna be chillin in my room with the floor and ceiling
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: ahh ok
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: maby ill go liven things up then
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: he must be tired of hanging out with them all day every day
MicroJackson: no man
MicroJackson: they throw crazy parties every night
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: dam sounds good
MicroJackson: the other day they brought the celing from the 1st floor up into my room
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: i wish my wall did that
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: my walls are boring
MicroJackson: you needa give them some herb
MicroJackson: you know
MicroJackson: mary jane
MicroJackson: theyll liven up
MicroJackson: you wont sleep for days
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: yea i dunno bout that
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: maby ill just lace them with some lsd
MicroJackson: no
MicroJackson: lsd makes the walls all tripy
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: yea man they bend and its toally awsome
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: its like their made of liquid
MicroJackson: idk youre just playing God if you do that
MicroJackson: no man should have that kind of power

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