Recent reviews by LuvMachine

It is exactly as poorly created as you'd expect. It's as janky and buggy as you'd expect. It's repetitive and annoying. There is no real save feature, leaving you starting over again and again. It's supposedly comedic, yet just feel cringy and annoying after the first umphteenth times you hear it.
It has barely anything decently "sexual" about most of it. It's halfassed and poorly designed with OMGSEXANDNUDITY as its selling factor, yet so badly implemented and created that it simply makes you go.. facepalm..
If you have money to waste, then go ahead, it will give you 2 minutes of HAH, before realizing how crappy it actually is :P
There's a real lack of decent adult oriented GAMES. That is actually GOOD. That is not crappy hentai-puzzle games.

If you want better adult games, then the games from Illusion is your best bet, though they are not really "games" as much as "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-Simulator" / "Dating/Waifu-Simulators".

I remember playing the original game, way back when. I remember seeing there was work on a remake, yeaaaars later.

Now it exists and is out. I had fond memories of the original.
I recall it being kinda janky, and buggy. But I recall it still being fun and good.

I'm not sure I can say that about the remake/remaster. It feels INCREDIBLY janky and far beyond any standards one would expect from a updated version. The movement is horrible, simply not good.

I'm sad to see this title feel and look as poor as it does, as I truly enjoyed it back in the day.
Can't say that about the remake, so far. Would not recommend. Would not not recommend, if you're into some jankyness.

It's pits. And people. With some hairy maguffins in there. They do adventures.

FashioPits. Dress'em'up, sholootering with a tad bit of murder. Might be some emotional story there aswell.

It's good. I'd be cool with recommending it.

A 2D sandbox-type game that from its inception, and development over the years, has become something so unique and utterly filled to the brim with exceptional pixel-art, tilesets and gameplay mechanics, that I find it hard to put into words how well designed and FUN adventure game it truly is. A journey into limitless, and exceptionally well made procedural worlds. Countless hours of gameplay exploring the dark tunnels and caverns of the underworld, making zero progress, because you have too fun simply running around, digging through the wilderness and different biomes, hunting out that loot!

I've watched this game grow and evolve from its release. And made new characters and adventures for most major updates. And still come back for more at the next one! Its one of those games, that for me at least, nomatter how much I play, it never really gets stale or boring. Even the most menial tasks can become adventures in themself.

Are you one to enjoy building, planning and set up impressive looking housing for yourself and the NPC's..? This game has you covered. The amount of possibillities to create and adjust is insane. Perhaps you feel its too much to handle by yourself? Get a 4-pack, give em to your buddies and hop into multiplayer! Create, explore and fight with your friends. Take on the monstrosities. Fight those bosses! CLAIM THE EPIC LOOT FOR YOURSELF! And become the true Terrarian!

I would strongly encourage you to try this game, if you are one to enjoy sandbox-type games. Terraria is the original.

To put it simply;

Gorgeous graphic design and artistic beauty rarely seen. Incredible controls and tight, fun gameplay. Characters, enemies and bosses that will fill you with sadness and joy. All within a massive world, filled with tidbits of lore, that all interconnects red little threads in perfect fashion to the bigger picture, and story the game tell, nomatter how YOU go about YOUR journey.

This is one of those games that, even if its a game you would not normally play, you should buy it if not only to support these devs, this kind of artistic prowess and love they clearly show in their work.

Hollow Knight is the kind of game I would want to make. It's a game I wish I'd had a part in the creation of.

(Edit; Sep 17, 2020: Once again, Psyonix and the new Epic overlords have ruined, and this time actually killed the game, by now FORCING you to use and create a Epic Games Account. I refuse to accept this, and as such am now unable to play a game I love, and have invested stupid amounts of money into over the years. This is a underhanded and extremely anti-consumer move, that if accepted will put both your Steam account and the Epic account at risk. Its a pure corporate anti-consumer move, and YOU as a consumer should not be forced to accept such methods, when you have bought and played the game, on the Steam platform for years. There is NO reason for Epic to push this on existing users, and more importantly FORCE you to create and share personal account information when history shows they are gawdawful at protecting said information. Rocket League is dead.-Screw you Pyonix. Screw you Epic.)--It's good. It's fun. It's infuriating beyond belief. But so good, at it's CORE!Like, 2300 hours of good, so far for me.But.. #♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.-(Once upon a time, it was good. Before crates, and the overload of items painted and certed. Before the stupidity of little kids unable to use their brains. When the game was actually focused on the GAME, and Psyonix actually CARED about the game, its evolution and progress with REAL content. But more importantly, the player.-I love this game. I do. I love Psyonix, despite where and what the game has become.-But the stupidity of most of its playerbase, is making me hate this thing I love and adore.It makes me want to quit playing, and simply play a better game. It makes me hate people more than I already do.-Simply because I want to have FUN.To play as a TEAM.In a.... TEAM..... game.That's quite messed up.-Seriously, ♥♥♥♥ you Psyonix. Fix this crap. )