2025新年快樂~

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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
Son: I was the only one in the class who could answer a question.
Mother: Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: Who threw the rubber at the headmaster?
ㅤ* Judge: Silence in the court! The next person who shouts will be thrown out. Prisoner: Hallelujah!
ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

一起玩starbound?

(〃´ω)ﾉ *･ﾟ☆ Merry Christmas ☆ﾟ･*. ヽ(ω`〃 )

你有玩死亡之島 激流嗎?
若有的話要到第幾章才有槍呢?我玩到第3章 還沒有槍