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1 person found this review funny
33.9 hrs on record (27.3 hrs at review time)
downloaded this game to play with 3 other friends, log in today not being able to play with 3 other friends. how do you lose a customer before theyve even played your game?? lol what
Posted 6 August, 2024.
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31.8 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
i mean its good but like... can i please walk on my ship?? lol
Posted 8 April, 2021.
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18.2 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
Game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. Fun to destroy stuff but none of the interesting aspects of the game are designed well. ♥♥♥♥ having to wait 30 min for every drop, ♥♥♥♥ drops coming in only facing north ♥♥♥♥ your grappling mechanics and awful recovery time. So poorly designed its not even funny. You can't even put ♥♥♥♥ in the big jet because it always lands the wrong ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way and instantly blows up
Posted 29 March, 2021.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
36.7 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
MAJOR WARNING;

It's a great concept, it really is. And the physics are bar far the most entertaining on the market. But even on my 1200$ build it still seems to run like trash.
For some reason, it keeps reverting my graphical settings because in all honesty, the menu static effect is just terrible.
Do not get this game if you dont have a strong and consisten computer. This is just a warning, buy at your own risk. But for me, at this moment, it is absolutely unplayable.

Oh and theirs no online multiplayer, so if you dont get controllers for this game, you won't have much fun
Posted 24 December, 2015.
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8 people found this review funny
13.7 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Anime: Check.
Boobs: Check.
Sword Art Online feel: Check.
Decent Graphics: Check.
Boobs: Check.
Character Customization: Check.
Intensity: High.
Oh and Boobs.
Overview: Boobs.... must I say more. I'm 1 hour into the game and I say get this boob... I mean game.
Posted 15 February, 2015.
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