Recent reviews by cokc mister cockster

epic game with friends

I liek dis game

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.

>Buys game
>Joins darkrp server
>Becomes a hobo
>Police officer names me huevos
>I am now his pet
>I follow him around for 20 minutes
>Someone kills me for throwing my poop at them
>police officer screams, " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUEVOS!"


420/69 would buy again

i remember playing this game for HOURS when i had the disks but then i lost it and was SO HAPPY to see it come to steam its so much fun