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👽 * 💃 * 🕺 * ⚡ * 🥒 * 👾 * 👹 * 📀 * 🥞 * 🌋 * 🐟 * 🔋 * 🚕 * 💄 * 🎫 * 👽
ㅤ* Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone. "Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled. "Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."
ㅤ* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
🌏 * 📒 * 💗 * 🎄 * ⛳ * 👑 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 🚙 * 🐝 * 🏓 * 🍇 * 🍧 * 🌳 * 🎁 * 🎈
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...