EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A MAP IN DARKEST DUNGEON. ITS THE RUINS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE BONE COURTIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPLASH WINE OVER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MISS MY KNIFE ATTACK. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE ESTATE’S MOST DANGEROUS CRUSADER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY CULTIST GROUP AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN CULTIST GROUP CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE CALLOUTS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY TREASURE ROOM LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. JESUS CHRIST HOW STRESSFUL!