NOTICE : Not here until 5th August. Anyone connected till then is NOT me. :)

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Born 2 kill zombies.

Average infected killed per hour: 513.37


Things that annoy me in L4D2:
1) Med kit stealing.
2) Friendly fire too often.
3) People telling me how to play; e.g. "heal me"

I only heal teammates if they are about as good as I am. Otherwise kit is wasted and you don't learn how to survive.

Do 1-3 too often and it will result in a vote kick, team kill or rage quit...

If you annoy me too much, I will teamkill you, defib you, and kill you again. You're warned.

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Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.



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Apparently, using headphones can get you VAC banned.

You're warned : play dumbly without sound! :D

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Log worshipper.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja : wherefore dost I weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. Calling upon the log, is to call upon me. To aid thee in battle, I weep my tear of joy.
And the ninja spoke : yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. For thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4


'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. The ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. He made his way to the log, and wept. His companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. He spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. The forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. I thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. Reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. And he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JexvRBoa5M
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