The guy you want to be but aren't cause you can't be, cause that person is me, and not you, unless we freaky Friday. Still, you'll want your body back because it will be me and not you. Ponder that NERDS!

x25 CGO season bottom brackets finalists
x10 CEVO LAN 12th place
x1 CG Nationals audience member
x1 IEM 2018 audience member
x20 MDL consideration(assumed)
x1 ESL Pro League Season 18 Winner(assumed)
x2 ESL Women's Sydney Open 12th&14th place(disguised)
Most recent face-it 0-16(bad teammates obviously)


CPU : INTEL MEGABITQUADGIGASUPERDUPERBITE 1280ghz 120core, 1 thread
RAM : 124000000MB's DDR69 duel-band(doin ur mum spit stylez)
GPU : NASA Vinfinity (EXACT same GPU that keeps the solar system rotating)
Mouse : Microsoft Basic Optical Mouse (Black) MODEL: P58-00065(MSBASIC-B)
Keyboard : NIL(unnecessary)
Monitor : 300" 8k 1000hz 800x600(Black Bars)
Graphics : ALL LOW or OFF(preserve FPS for SEX)
Audio : Apple Earphones(left ear broken)

LFT - MDL or higher ONLY please