"As I was walking down the street one day, I saw a house on fire. There was a man, standing at an upper storied window, shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below, for he was so afraid.

'Jump! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump! Jump into this dear blanket what we are holding, and you will be all right.'

He jumped. Hit the deck. Broke his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neck! There was no blanket.

Laugh! We nearly shat! We have not laughed so much since Grandma died, or Aunty Mable caught her left tit in the mangle. We are miserable sinners. Filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Arseholes...."