Blaster Master also has a PHD in super mega demon science and is an alien. 100% true.

Blaster Master is the best person because he is laid back and very chill max. He also secretly is a underground government deep ops but he will deny it if you ask him or admit it but laugh it off as a joke, but really he knows about area 51, the lizard people, the illuminati, and the moon hoax. Also he knows that Elvis is alive, where the head of JFK is located, and the secret of immortality but he will not share any of that info unless you pay him 666.66 and have nice tits. Anyway he likes weed and plays games and also is 7 feet tall and his penis is so big that it sank the Titanic in the past - because its so powerful it time travels. This is all true. 100% also also he likes to lick posts. You know how people like posts? He licks them. He catapults cats at his foes. Also he is part taco.

It has now been 1625 days and he still has my first account +rep still active

+rep Still has my very first account on his friends list and its been 1260+ days since its been on

+rep... can cook :P